Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Pippi Picks Oriental Trading Company

Oriental Trading Company is BRILLIANT. Know why? Because they really know how to soothe me.
I mean, some days I find myself saying, "NOTHING WILL CALM ME BUT A GROSS OF JELLY BRACELETS!!!!!!"
A GROSS! Were you aware that you can get 144 jellies for $5?

Not only that, you and I can finally live out our dream OF COVERING OUR ARMS AND LEGS WITH SLAP BRACELETS.
Holy something!
Bring me my whiskey and snuff! Thatsa deal!
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2 comments:

  1. streydiggityJuly 4, 2007 at 10:49:00 AM EST

    hey now... aren't slap bracelets illegal?

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  2. GoodgeJuly 30, 2007 at 5:38:00 PM EST

    I've been wearing nothing but jelly bracelets for the past month, and my friends are beginning to complain; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PIPPI, I NEED MORE ADVICE.

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