Pippi Picks

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Friday, August 20, 2021

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 Has it really been 5 years since the last pippi pick?  No, it has been 4.5 years. This one goes out to all the Seths out there. May I call ...
Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Pippi Comes Out of Retirement

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To share this hair wig with you Please note the following facts: This hair wig is for all occasions including: your wedding day you...
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Saturday, January 24, 2015

Reader Picks: The Pregnant Slut Returns!

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I am a longstanding fan of the incredible Lissette, who used to comment here a LONG TIME ago during her first pregnancy as " LISSETTE ...

PippiPicks Crotch Bullseye

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For days you can't answer the question: "How do I find the area from which I should gather the menstrual blood for the ritual?...
Friday, December 26, 2014

Pippi Picks Tassels Sluts

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Sluts, what's wrong with your regular t-shirts, you don't have the decency to take like 5 minutes and sew some tassels to them? ...
Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Because Now I Fucking Hate Christmas Again

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Everything about breaking up is absolutely horrible but the one upside of this interfaith breakup is that now I can return to my previous Je...
Saturday, December 6, 2014

PippiPicks Post-Protest

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This has been both a good and bad week. The country is rising up to push back against the pattern of systemic racism represented by the  Eri...
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Wednesday, November 19, 2014

All U Need

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Today just wear a hairpiece I'm sorry, a harepiece Sorry, a HAREPee I'm Sorry, a HAREPEACE
Monday, November 17, 2014

Don't Worry, Winter Sluts!

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It's getting colder so those of you who are sluts are having the problem of being incredibly cold all the time. There you are, just tr...
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Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Coco Update

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I don't know have you've been getting your Coco news while I've been sleeping regularly but I know what you've been whisperi...
Friday, November 7, 2014

IDK, this crotch hat

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Calling someone a "vag hat" doesn't make sense but wearing one does.
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Thursday, November 6, 2014

sorry/not sorry

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In 2014, I still believe in life without pants and that you should not wear pants and it should not be a problem. But if you work at a pla...
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Wednesday, November 5, 2014

I'm Not Saying I'm Back, But... A PippiPicks Q&A

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Friends, PippiPicks has been on silent since 2012 and I understand that's been a big problem for everyone. I'm talking a BIG problem...
Monday, January 30, 2012

SHHH... YOU KNOW ME...

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DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. JUST PUT IT ON: <3
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Saturday, August 27, 2011

Hurricane Watch: IS COCO OK??????

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It's the end of the world here in NYC. AND IF I'M GOING TO GET CRUNCHED BY A HURRICANE, I'M GOING TO GET CRUNCHED WITHOUT PANTS...
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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Sorry for Partying

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SORRY!
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Thursday, March 17, 2011

Horse Shoes

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And speaking of Shortpants the Horse: Loyal reader CHLOE just alerted me to some important news (by way of The Hairpin ): Horse shoes: Yes....
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Thursday, January 13, 2011

Shortspants, the Name of a British Horse?

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A poem: One side shorts One side pants Shortspants, shortspants Shortspants dance.
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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Pippi Picks a Feather Crown

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For job interviews: Feather crown! Interviewer: "What are some of your strengths and weaknesses?" YOu: "Strength? My feather...
Wednesday, January 5, 2011

I Heart French Kissing

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For Xmas, I got an Xtreme cold and have not been outside since New Year's Eve. There's one fashion advisement that none of the mags ...
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