Pippi Picks

 Has it really been 5 years since the last pippi pick?  No, it has been 4.5 years. This one goes out to all the Seths out there. May I call ...

To share this hair wig with you Please note the following facts: This hair wig is for all occasions including: your wedding day you...

I am a longstanding fan of the incredible Lissette, who used to comment here a LONG TIME ago during her first pregnancy as " LISSETTE ...

For days you can't answer the question: "How do I find the area from which I should gather the menstrual blood for the ritual?...

Sluts, what's wrong with your regular t-shirts, you don't have the decency to take like 5 minutes and sew some tassels to them? ...

Everything about breaking up is absolutely horrible but the one upside of this interfaith breakup is that now I can return to my previous Je...

This has been both a good and bad week. The country is rising up to push back against the pattern of systemic racism represented by the  Eri...

Today just wear a hairpiece I'm sorry, a harepiece Sorry, a HAREPee I'm Sorry, a HAREPEACE

It's getting colder so those of you who are sluts are having the problem of being incredibly cold all the time. There you are, just tr...

I don't know have you've been getting your Coco news while I've been sleeping regularly but I know what you've been whisperi...

Calling someone a "vag hat" doesn't make sense but wearing one does.

In 2014, I still believe in life without pants and that you should not wear pants and it should not be a problem. But if you work at a pla...

Friends, PippiPicks has been on silent since 2012 and I understand that's been a big problem for everyone. I'm talking a BIG problem...

DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. JUST PUT IT ON: <3

It's the end of the world here in NYC. AND IF I'M GOING TO GET CRUNCHED BY A HURRICANE, I'M GOING TO GET CRUNCHED WITHOUT PANTS...

SORRY!

And speaking of Shortpants the Horse: Loyal reader CHLOE just alerted me to some important news (by way of The Hairpin ): Horse shoes: Yes....

A poem: One side shorts One side pants Shortspants, shortspants Shortspants dance.

For job interviews: Feather crown! Interviewer: "What are some of your strengths and weaknesses?" YOu: "Strength? My feather...

For Xmas, I got an Xtreme cold and have not been outside since New Year's Eve. There's one fashion advisement that none of the mags ...