Pippi Picks Tassels Sluts

Sluts, what's wrong with your regular t-shirts, you don't have the decency to take like 5 minutes and sew some tassels to them?

This bitch had less free time than you did and she got these tassels on her shorts!!!

And what, now you're going to tell me your underpants and hats don't have tassels on them either??