Today I Picked two foxy Picks 4 U from
Etsy.com's "Weird" category:A NOSE WARMER, similar to a NOSE WIG, which I have been trying to promote for years with little success:

My second pick is a CUSTOM BEARD that can be made to suit your face stylings:
WILL YOU CHOOSE A BROWN BEARD, BROWN BEARD?

WILL YOU CHOOSE RED, FIRECROTCH?

I think we ALL know the answer to that one.