A NOSE WARMER, similar to a NOSE WIG, which I have been trying to promote for years with little success:
My second pick is a CUSTOM BEARD that can be made to suit your face stylings:WILL YOU CHOOSE A BROWN BEARD, BROWN BEARD?
WILL YOU CHOOSE RED, FIRECROTCH?
I think we ALL know the answer to that one.
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Thank god, Pippi. I have been trying to promote nosewarmers for YEARS.
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