If you purchase this "All Over Color Stick" which you are supposed to put on your "eyes lips or face!" you can smear your whole face with makeup for only $1! Hell! Rub it all over your legs, too! This shit's a bargain!
Soon, your honey will say, "My darling, you look cheap tonight," and you can say, "Thank you!"Your honey will say this because you have arrived at a party totally naked and smeared only with All Over Color Stick. He will recognize your beautiful frugality and mesmerizing boldness.
So will I, dear reader, so will I.
This is, of course, a dramatic misstep on the part of the manufacturer. Everyone knows that the favored class of the elf race is wizard; there are several beauty-enhancing spells available for a mere pittance that make make-up unnecessary.
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