Monday, January 29, 2007

Gossip Folks

Urban Outfitters is like a totally obnoxious, foxy dude who I despise yet still have a crush on. I think it's totally overpriced, faux-rebellious, and represents a lot of what's lame about our consumer-tacular, iPod-dicko, annoying generation. Just as I might, drunkenly, mind you, snog an obnoxious-yet-attractive bloke at a Hawaiian-themed birthday party after yelling "YURRRR CUUUUTE!" and spilling pineapple drink on his leg, I sometimes might, drunkenly!!, make out with some shoes at Urban Outfitters. I don't respect them! But I will blog them!! With tongue!!!!!!!!!
SLUMBER PARTY GOSSIP!
I HAVE A CRUSH ON THESE SHOES AND I'M GOING TO GIVE THEM THE SHOCKER!!!!!!!
Biggest crush:
We're getting married:
That prissy bitch:Ugly is the new pretty:Huh?Obviously:

3 comments:

  1. PIPPI-

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  2. There are almost too many entries to choose from; here's a gem to start you off.

    http://ivyleaguechic.blogspot.com/2007/01/plan-in-style.html

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  3. this is by far the best thing you've ever blogged

    "I HAVE A CRUSH ON THESE SHOES AND I'M GOING TO GIVE THEM THE SHOCKER!!!!!!!"

    it warms my heart!

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