I like the snaps on these sleeves!

If you get too hot you can yell "SHALALA!" and free yourself from your frock revealing that OHHHHHHHHH, SNAP!!!!!!! YOU ARE WEARING A POLKA-DOT TUMMY-KINI UNDERNEATH!!!!!

Then you'll be all like, "Who's ready for a swim... IN THIS POOL OF JELLO?"
and everyone will be like, "That's either sexy or gross - I can't decide!"
That's when you yell, "KISS THE RING, BITCHES!" and make them kiss your piles of black rings.

Man, Jello pools are hard to clean.
1 comment:
That rings looks dangerous to kiss.
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