Rompers P.S.

I know that on March 4 I talked up rompers, but I have a P.S.: Let's be honest with ourselves: There are some outfits that even models can't work. The woman pictured below is a model but she looks like a pillow with a face: I'd still do her, but we need the straight talk express: this romper has ruined this model's career. Thank g-d she's not a a butt model or she'd be broke. Other Unflattering Rompers: This model has a poopy-diaper-looking saggy romper crotch: This model has no feet: I don't even know what happened to her: Oh, shit. This is the same model as that other model in the striped romper. Someone is out to get her so they can take her house: Wait - is this the same model, too, or some other model? Something weird's going on. I'm going to get to the bottom of this. I'm still pro-romper, but then again, my ass is so nice I could sell shit to a llama if you know what I mean. These models need to take a page from my book if they want to make that ca$h.