JWOW Launches FILTHY COUTURE

YES!
Jenni Farley, AKA JWOW from Jersey Shore, finally has her own clothing line! FINALLY!
This is called the "Feathers Top:"I am very proud of JWOW for starting this beautiful clothing line BUT I am MOST PROUD of her name for the line: FILTHY COUTURE!

Here are my suggestions for spin-off fashion lines:
NASTY HATS!

FANCY CREEPS

CROTCHLESS COUTURE

CROTCH-HAT MANURE

FILTH-CROTCH ALLURE

SEXY RATS

RATS IN CROTCHLESS HATS COUTURE

This JWow is a woman after my own crotchless heart.
Work that chain bikini!
Also, check out the website: All the models kind of look like JWow.

Y'all are LUCKY I don't have a clothing line where all the models wore what I wore and looked like me because it would look like THIS:
PANDA PARTY!!!!!