Over-the-Counter Capes

Blech!
It's raining and I have a cold!
No person has ever withstood such terrible hardship!

Only ONE THING can make me feel better and that's a cropped satin cape!
Thank franz it has a hood, too!
Nothing is sexier than alluringly flopping your cape while glugging Nyquil!

Update: One thing is sexier - SPECIAL PANDA'S BONE SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!! EVEN HER SPECIAL SPINE BONE IS AN A+++++++++!!!!!!!!

Sharpei Chic

Look at this wrinkly dress! Sharpei chic!
See, the model below is wearing the dress and you can barely tell that she is styled like a wrinkly dog.I think you should really play up the wrinkly factor by pairing the dress with this Mike & Chris swaddling cape: Then, layer it with this jacket :
Then call your friends and yell into the receiver: "I'm as wrinkly as a sea lion!!!!!!!"They'll be all like, "Grrrrl, you look goooooooooooood."

Glam Rain Cape with Real Catz

This glam rain cape is lined with cheetah!
Real cheetahs!
Big, big cats!
Huge, fat, fast cats!