Pippi Comes Out of Retirement

To share this hair wig with you

Please note the following facts:

• This hair wig is for all occasions including:
• your wedding day
• your boss' wedding day
• your inauguration
• your wedding day to a chef
• please note that this was originally SEVEN HUNDO AND SIXTY BONES now marked down to $266 which is a g-ddamn steal.
• Aren't you glad I came out of retirement to tell you that?
• I love you too.

More Prom! Unlimited Virgins!

Prom continues!!

489 days of prom advice rages on with this glittering prom cake:
REMEMBER! As I told you in the last post, prom is about virgins!
For all my virgins, I have found the perfect dress for you:
See? It's white AND it shows your cleave!
Look - this model is saying with her eyes, "I am a BIG virgin but once I get drizzed you can be the FIRST person to paw my squishy boobs!"

YES! Prom in ON!!
Nexxt time on Pippi Picks: It's legal to drink and drive on prom night - True or False.

UPDATE: TRUE!!!

Pippi Picks Prom 2008 Kick Off!

It's prom season and it's time for YOU and all the teen virgins to WEAR MANY PROM DRESSES. I suggest that you wear 365 to symbolize the 365 days of prom season.

Prom suggestion #1: Big bad sleeves!
Suggestion #2: Pinky doo!!

Suggestion #3: Butt bag!
It's time for prom!
Don't lose your virginity yet! Wait for prom! Then be really unsafe about it! Yeah!

Pippi Picks Prom 2008 will continue for a few weeks or until I run out of virgins to advise, whichever comes first.