Arm Chains?
Something called a "Druid Hood:"
A SEE-THRU WEDDING DRESS!
And, best of all, a NO PANTS SITUATION!!!!
These buyers have been following my advice carefully, I see.
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Bona Drag Picks Druid Hood, Etc
I have just been won over by the Bona Drag Boutique, because there are lots of things there that I don't understand, including:
Arm Chains?Something called a "Druid Hood:"A SEE-THRU WEDDING DRESS!And, best of all, a NO PANTS SITUATION!!!!These buyers have been following my advice carefully, I see.
Arm Chains?
Something called a "Druid Hood:"A SEE-THRU WEDDING DRESS!And, best of all, a NO PANTS SITUATION!!!!These buyers have been following my advice carefully, I see.
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Wedding Special: Fab Cas
GUYZ-
My cousin's wedding is a week away and Haute Hank has been furiously crafting the wedding's fashion concept. His vision: The guests at the wedding should dress FAB CASUAL, AKA "Fab Cas."
Question: What IS FAB CAS?
One way we could go with this is to follow Diddy's example and wear $500 sneaks with 18K gold laces (thanks to JONAH for providing this fine link):
Personally, I think the true masters of Fab Cas are Motley Crue. I am ALL ABOUT Motley Crue these days:
See? The ULTIMATE wedding theme is a MOTLEY CRUE-THEMED WEDDING!!!
Just think:
The bride can wear zebra pants!
The groom just needs to pick out leather pants!
Then he can go shirtless, smear himself with oil, and wear 6 or 7 studded belts strapped across his chest and arms!!!!!!!!
I mean, if he wants to be romantic, he can wear lime-green cheetah boots to match the bride's pants:
Then again, maybe the bride AND groom should just wear gold dresses and call it a day...
This wedding is going to be AWESOME.
My cousin's wedding is a week away and Haute Hank has been furiously crafting the wedding's fashion concept. His vision: The guests at the wedding should dress FAB CASUAL, AKA "Fab Cas."
Question: What IS FAB CAS?
One way we could go with this is to follow Diddy's example and wear $500 sneaks with 18K gold laces (thanks to JONAH for providing this fine link):
Personally, I think the true masters of Fab Cas are Motley Crue. I am ALL ABOUT Motley Crue these days:
See? The ULTIMATE wedding theme is a MOTLEY CRUE-THEMED WEDDING!!!Just think:
The bride can wear zebra pants!
The groom just needs to pick out leather pants!Then he can go shirtless, smear himself with oil, and wear 6 or 7 studded belts strapped across his chest and arms!!!!!!!!
I mean, if he wants to be romantic, he can wear lime-green cheetah boots to match the bride's pants:Then again, maybe the bride AND groom should just wear gold dresses and call it a day...This wedding is going to be AWESOME.
Thursday, May 29, 2008
MANTIE MANIA!!!!!
On the last post about Kat and Nikki, a reader named "Anonymous" brought up an important point: Why so little mention of Manties?
Yes, indeed.
I highly, HIGHLY support that every man have a full set of manpanties (aka MANTIES), to help him achieve comfort and fashion.
Manties.net sells Manties embroidered with every day of the week! Yesssssss! They say, "Once you try a pair, you will wonder why you never tried them before."
Pippi says, "Yes, I agree."
JUST TO BE CLEAR, I also consider the following things to be Manties:
1) Anything sold by American Apparel:
Anything sold by International Male:
I think you know what to do.
Yes, indeed.
I highly, HIGHLY support that every man have a full set of manpanties (aka MANTIES), to help him achieve comfort and fashion.
Manties.net sells Manties embroidered with every day of the week! Yesssssss! They say, "Once you try a pair, you will wonder why you never tried them before."Pippi says, "Yes, I agree."JUST TO BE CLEAR, I also consider the following things to be Manties:
1) Anything sold by American Apparel:
Anything sold by International Male:I think you know what to do.
Friday, April 4, 2008
Spring Beauty
This week, I want you to adopt one of my favorite beauty products, the marker.
Styli-Styli makes a lipstick that is a big pen. You draw on your face and win beauty prizes!!!!!!!!
I think you should draw the lines much bigger than your normal lips. Drag-tastic!
You should also draw big, pink circles on your cheeks like a Raggedy-Ann doll.
Finish the look by writing "PEN 15 CLUB" on your chin.
Smashing spring style!
Let's have a picnic!
I'll bring the pate!
Styli-Styli makes a lipstick that is a big pen. You draw on your face and win beauty prizes!!!!!!!!
I think you should draw the lines much bigger than your normal lips. Drag-tastic!
You should also draw big, pink circles on your cheeks like a Raggedy-Ann doll.
Finish the look by writing "PEN 15 CLUB" on your chin.Smashing spring style!
Let's have a picnic!
I'll bring the pate!
Monday, April 30, 2007
MAC is the King of Drag Make-Up
Obviously, MAC is the King of make-up. It can make any man, woman, or child feel like a beautiful drag queen in minutes. I own all the MAC colors that look like clown make up: Hot pink lipstick, fluorescent green eye shadow, and chunky gold crayons. Drag-tastic! I am usually very frugal and even found my boyfriend by digging through a garbage bin. HOWEVER, MAC is more valuable than gold.Shockingly, I just purchased some MAC goo that I can actually wear in my cubicle: Pictured above is MAC tinted lip conditioner WITH my best friend, SPF. FRIEND WITH BENEFITS.
SPF = MAJOR BENEFITS including smooches, etc, sun protection, beach parties, etc.
MEANWHILE, go get this gooey shit! It's delightful. And very tasteful. I got the "Petting Pink" color and it is like a delightful lip balm for the lord's own tender angels. You can wear your drag make up after work.
Sunday, March 4, 2007
Pippi Picks LOLA
A while ago, I was given a gift by the fabulous PB. That gift was the gift of Lola. 
Lola Cosmetics makes this stuff called "sand and sun bronzer" that is killer. I never would have bought it for myself but since Lola has come into my life I have worn this stuff every single day. If you wear it, it will fix all of the problems in your life, win you the lottery, and always call when it gets in at the airport. More importantly, it will make you look less like a sleep-deprived, cracked out Yeti. I have no idea how this stuff works its Hollywood magic, but I think it's made out of crack and roast turkeys. You can start by wearing it as bronzer, blush, and eyeshadow and then move on to using it as a replacement for your clothes. Just walk around in your Lola and a woolly hat and you will look like a sexy beast. A sexy, sexy Yeti ready to go sled through the snowy hills.
The next time you are lying in bed crying because you are completely overwhelmed by your fixation on my freakishly beautiful face, calm yourself. You, too, can look as shockingly stunning and upsettingly bronzed as I do.
Lola Cosmetics makes this stuff called "sand and sun bronzer" that is killer. I never would have bought it for myself but since Lola has come into my life I have worn this stuff every single day. If you wear it, it will fix all of the problems in your life, win you the lottery, and always call when it gets in at the airport. More importantly, it will make you look less like a sleep-deprived, cracked out Yeti. I have no idea how this stuff works its Hollywood magic, but I think it's made out of crack and roast turkeys. You can start by wearing it as bronzer, blush, and eyeshadow and then move on to using it as a replacement for your clothes. Just walk around in your Lola and a woolly hat and you will look like a sexy beast. A sexy, sexy Yeti ready to go sled through the snowy hills.The next time you are lying in bed crying because you are completely overwhelmed by your fixation on my freakishly beautiful face, calm yourself. You, too, can look as shockingly stunning and upsettingly bronzed as I do.
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