Flash Your Boob Tattoos!!

I think you should wear a dress with such a low V that everyone can see the bikini tan you got this weekend in Central Park:Christ! And get a boob tattoo fer chrissake!!!Get 'em ALL tattooed!!!!!

Jewels for Font Nerds

SHOW THEM WHAT FONT YOU WANT, YOU FUCKIN' FONT NERD!!!!!!!IT'S OK THAT YOU'RE A FONT NERD.

Wear a Jumpsuit: You Have No Excuse

I've long advised you to wear onesies and you always try to get out of it:
"Blah, blah, blah, I can't wear a jumpsuit in the shower,"
"Blah blah, not today, I can't wear a jumpsuit to work, blah blah,"
"Blah blah, there's no onesie emporium in my neighborhood."
WELL,
now you don't have an excuse because I have found your perfect jumpsuit source: theurbancollection.com.

Just look at all the fine jumpsuits they have in stock:

Red!
Pink!
Leopard!
Gold!
Hot pink!
And you can top it off with a leather jacket and still have time to make your court date:
"Not guilty, your honor."
If wearing one-piece clothes is a crime, I don't want to be right."

BIG SHIRT, NO PANTS!

FINALLY, someone takes my advice: BIG SHIRT! NO PANTS!
Take heed!

AND AS A BONUS, I found this on a site with the best name ever, a name even Garfield could love: "I DON'T LIKE MONDAYS."

Topshop Opens in NYC and You Don't Have to Go!

Topshop, a British store, opened in NYC today and people went a little cwazy (so I heard) and stood in a line, etc, etc.

DON'T WORRY, READERS! You don't have to go to that crowded store opening! I have picked out the top, most fine picks for you to dress yourself with! Now you, too, can be British!

My #1 Top Pick from Topshop is this beatiful unitard:

#2 pick is this fine and fancy floral blazer:
I mean, you can also get other things at Topshop like stripey dresses,
bright raincoats,
OR LACE CROPPED SHIRTS!!!!!!
They also sell things like green shoes:

and playsuits, for playing in:I learned a valuable lesson snooping around Topshop.com:

DID YOU KNOW THAT BRITISH PEOPLE CALL ROLLING SUITCASES "TROLLEYS?" You did? Oh. Well, I didn't and I'm SHOCKED.