Thursday, February 26, 2009

Whuzzat?

Can't identify:
Ohhhh.... Slippers.
Oh - nevermind, itsa hat.

UPDATE: WRONG! BIKINI!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

No Escape

This watch has been "steampunked out:"
In this situation, that just means that the watch face has no chance of escaping the band because it's been trapped by some wire.

Look - if you're so freaked out about your parts falling off, we better lock your finger down, too:
Safety first!

UPDATE: Natty Ice second.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Pippi Picks JUMPSUITS

This week, you hafta wear a JUMPSUIT.If you're too wussy to show that you CRAVE ONESIES, hide it under your tuxedo jacket and jeans SO NO ONE BUT YOU WILL KNOW THAT YOUR SHOULDERS AND COOCH ARE ATTACHED!!!!!!!
Also, add the denim model above to our collection of PIPPI PICKS OFFICIAL TATTOOED MODELS!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Pippi Picks Soda Candles

Today's pick: Soda candles.What's really floating my boat here is the idea of having a Dr. Pepper travel candle FOR TRAVEL DESTINATIONS THAT DON'T SMELL LIKE DR. PEPPER. This will come in handy when you're a pop star:
YOU: Good. You have the Kit Kats I requested. Don't worry - I will now attend to the scent of the room by lighting my Dr. Pepper candle.
STAGE MANAGER: Yummm!
YOU: The Dr is IN!

[LAter, in Hawaii]
YOU: This beach is delightful, but it smells like hideous sand and terrifying sea beasts.
OCTOPUS: Meow meow meow meow!
YOU: No, not you, Octobaby. I will now fix this stinky sea with the Schweppes Raspberry Ginger Ale candle I have brought my foyer.

Monday, February 2, 2009

What to Wear to Notorious

My 2 top pics for neckwear this week:

In honor of Biggie's new biopic, Notorious P.I.P. suggests you wear this to the movie theater to show them who you're rooting for: Sadly, I've heard the movie is...bad. This is a disgrace because Biggie is an especially special and squishy guy and his memory deserves better.
TO FIX!
If you are angry with the film makers, show your dismay with this alternate necklace!All fixed!!