What's really floating my boat here is the idea of having a Dr. Pepper travel candle FOR TRAVEL DESTINATIONS THAT DON'T SMELL LIKE DR. PEPPER. This will come in handy when you're a pop star:YOU: Good. You have the Kit Kats I requested. Don't worry - I will now attend to the scent of the room by lighting my Dr. Pepper candle.
STAGE MANAGER: Yummm!
YOU: The Dr is IN!
[LAter, in Hawaii]
YOU: This beach is delightful, but it smells like hideous sand and terrifying sea beasts.
OCTOPUS: Meow meow meow meow!
YOU: No, not you, Octobaby. I will now fix this stinky sea with the Schweppes Raspberry Ginger Ale candle I have brought my foyer.
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