Monday, October 25, 2010

Pippi Sez: Good Idea, Bad Name

Oh. That's a good idea: ear plug earrings for your ear holes:The only bad thing about these is that they have a terrible name: "Ladybuds." Sounds wrong. Sounds like something euphemistic somebody might say to a tween to teach her about puberty. Bad name for earrings.

NEW NAME: Ear Stuffers. Double Stuffs. Muff Stuffers? Much better.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

ANONYMOUS Picks Golden Shorts

Many thanks to "Anonymous," who wrote a very friendly and nice comment on the last post. What a nice guy, girl, or other! "Anon" also came through BIG TIME and picked these fine, golden, frilly shortS:From the front, the shorts are strange. From the back... the shorts have a see-through mesh panel.From either side, these shorts are $2,680. WERF. IT. Nice work, Anonymous!

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Pippi Picks Christina Aguilera's Sandwich Ring

At first I was like, "WHAT is THIS?"Then I realized that it's a ring that connects your thumb and index figure.
So that it looks like you are constantly holding a sandwich.

Then I realized: CHRISTINA AGUILERA KNOWS WHAT'S UP!!! CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS WEARING PERMANENT SANDWICH JEWELRY!!
CLICK HERE to buy your own sandwich ring!

Click here to buy your own sandwich!