Jenni Farley, AKA JWOW from Jersey Shore, finally has her own clothing line! FINALLY!
This is called the "Feathers Top:"
I am very proud of JWOW for starting this beautiful clothing line BUT I am MOST PROUD of her name for the line: FILTHY COUTURE!Here are my suggestions for spin-off fashion lines:
NASTY HATS!
FANCY CREEPS
CROTCHLESS COUTURE
CROTCH-HAT MANURE
FILTH-CROTCH ALLURE
SEXY RATS
RATS IN CROTCHLESS HATS COUTURE
This JWow is a woman after my own crotchless heart.
Work that chain bikini!
Also, check out the website: All the models kind of look like JWow.Y'all are LUCKY I don't have a clothing line where all the models wore what I wore and looked like me because it would look like THIS:
PANDA PARTY!!!!!
