Lissette, in her wisdom, has found these shoes for you, and the brilliant TIANA, in her wisdom, understood that these are an urgent recommendation for you, the people of PippiPicks.
Thank you for keeping your eyes on the prize lo these many years.
Showing posts with label Reader Triumphs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reader Triumphs. Show all posts
Saturday, January 24, 2015
Reader Picks: The Pregnant Slut Returns!
I am a longstanding fan of the incredible Lissette, who used to comment here a LONG TIME ago during her first pregnancy as "LISSETTE THE PREGNANT SLUT!" and is an all around amazing human being.
Lissette, in her wisdom, has found these shoes for you, and the brilliant TIANA, in her wisdom, understood that these are an urgent recommendation for you, the people of PippiPicks.
Lissette, in her wisdom, has found these shoes for you, and the brilliant TIANA, in her wisdom, understood that these are an urgent recommendation for you, the people of PippiPicks.
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Horse Shoes
And speaking of Shortpants the Horse:
Loyal reader CHLOE just alerted me to some important news (by way of The Hairpin):
Horse shoes:
Yes. Shoes. That are hoofs. For you, a human, and not for your horse.
Fuck you, my horse!
I get the hoofs, now.
I'm done with your hoofie hoarding.
Canceled Show on TLC: Hoof Hoarders.
Loyal reader CHLOE just alerted me to some important news (by way of The Hairpin):
Horse shoes:
Yes. Shoes. That are hoofs. For you, a human, and not for your horse.Fuck you, my horse!I get the hoofs, now.
I'm done with your hoofie hoarding.
Canceled Show on TLC: Hoof Hoarders.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Greg Picks Teva Stilettos
My friend, GREG, has found the perfect holiday shoe for you: TEVA STILETTOS:
I can't.... I mean...
I mean, there's really only one appropriate thing to say about these Tevas:
"I'LL TAKE ONE IN EACH COLOR, PLEASE!!"
Props to Greg and The Consumerist for knowing a good thing when they saw it.
Also, props to The Gloss for tackling the most important holiday instruction list, "7 Places to Wear Your Teva Stilettos."
Here's Pippi's list of "7 Days You Should Wear Your Teva Stilettos:"
I can't.... I mean...I mean, there's really only one appropriate thing to say about these Tevas:
"I'LL TAKE ONE IN EACH COLOR, PLEASE!!"
Props to Greg and The Consumerist for knowing a good thing when they saw it.Also, props to The Gloss for tackling the most important holiday instruction list, "7 Places to Wear Your Teva Stilettos."
Here's Pippi's list of "7 Days You Should Wear Your Teva Stilettos:"- Monday
- Tuesday
- Wednesday
- Thursday
- Friday
- Saturday
- Sunday
- EVERYWHERE!!!!
- EVERYWHERE!!!!
- EVERYWHERE!!!!
- EVERYWHERE!!!!
- EVERYWHERE!!!!
- EVERYWHERE!!!!
- EVERYWHERE!!!!
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Snexy Foxy CLAM JAMS! Just in time for V-Day!
Today was a snow day in NYC and to celebrate, my fine coworker, LIZ, emailed me something incredible:
THE HOODIE FOOTIE SNUGGLE SUIT!
I want to start combining all my other clothes, too. Unders + Pajamas + Sandwiches + HAMS = THE HAMMIE SAMMIE UNDER JAM!!!
Until production on Hammie Sammie Under Jams begins, you can buy a Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit from a website with the best name ever, PAJAMAGRAM.COM.
A JAMMIE VALUE SET!
THE HOODIE FOOTIE SNUGGLE SUIT!
I want to start combining all my other clothes, too. Unders + Pajamas + Sandwiches + HAMS = THE HAMMIE SAMMIE UNDER JAM!!!
Until production on Hammie Sammie Under Jams begins, you can buy a Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit from a website with the best name ever, PAJAMAGRAM.COM.
A JAMMIE VALUE SET!
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
BODACIOUS STEPHEN
I just got an email from STEPHEN, who is a BODACIOUS and SLAMMIN' man, A MAN UNAFRAID TO VOMIT BEHIND A FRIENDLY'S and he had some important things to share:
I was really relieved to see that this tattooed lady found the meatballs she was looking for:
I also feel spiritually inspired by these Kale Earrings, AKA KEARRINGS, because they are both FLATTERING, NUTRITIOUS, AND SANITARY:
Meanwhile, this model is fed up and not going to take it anymore. We've all been there: Sometimes you want some tummy time and nothing should stop you:
Also, FYI: This shoe is hiding another guy's shoe:
S-EAKER, I applaud you. Also, I love you because you are a special guy.
I was really relieved to see that this tattooed lady found the meatballs she was looking for:
I also feel spiritually inspired by these Kale Earrings, AKA KEARRINGS, because they are both FLATTERING, NUTRITIOUS, AND SANITARY:Meanwhile, this model is fed up and not going to take it anymore. We've all been there: Sometimes you want some tummy time and nothing should stop you:
Also, FYI: This shoe is hiding another guy's shoe:
S-EAKER, I applaud you. Also, I love you because you are a special guy.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Rose Picks Piperlime
Pippi Surprise!
I got a reader tip from ROSE who was my biology lab partner in HIGH SCHOOL! Now THIS is very nice. We made jokes while we were dissecting animals and now we have made another joke Lo, these many years later.
ROSE sent me her top Picks from the web site Piperlime, which sells shoes and things.
ROSE PICKS these fringy sandals:
And these cage shoes:
Rose explained that these are cages "for when your feet have been very very bad." I suppose if they poop where they're not supposed to, etc.
I would like to add my additional Pippi Piperlime Picks:
These clonkers:
And whatever this is:
This goes to show that high school bio teaches students lots of useful skills, like picking fringed and clonky things, and keeping their limbs in line.
I got a reader tip from ROSE who was my biology lab partner in HIGH SCHOOL! Now THIS is very nice. We made jokes while we were dissecting animals and now we have made another joke Lo, these many years later.
ROSE sent me her top Picks from the web site Piperlime, which sells shoes and things.
ROSE PICKS these fringy sandals:
And these cage shoes:Rose explained that these are cages "for when your feet have been very very bad." I suppose if they poop where they're not supposed to, etc.I would like to add my additional Pippi Piperlime Picks:
These clonkers:
And whatever this is:
This goes to show that high school bio teaches students lots of useful skills, like picking fringed and clonky things, and keeping their limbs in line.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
GREG Picks: Soda Protection
Once again, I've fallen WAY behind on Reader Picks.
Readers, if you're reading this, I appreciate and cherish your Picks and I'm going to get off my duff and get them on the site soon, just as soon as I can tear myself away from my seltzer machine and stop doing all the important work I have to do, like watching reruns of The Biggest Loser and cooking in the nude and other things.
For starters, here is a picture that was sent to me by loyal reader GREG:
He offered the following insight:
"if you have seltzer everywhere, you're going to need to wear this. (for protection)"
Readers, if you're reading this, I appreciate and cherish your Picks and I'm going to get off my duff and get them on the site soon, just as soon as I can tear myself away from my seltzer machine and stop doing all the important work I have to do, like watching reruns of The Biggest Loser and cooking in the nude and other things.
For starters, here is a picture that was sent to me by loyal reader GREG:
He offered the following insight:"if you have seltzer everywhere, you're going to need to wear this. (for protection)"
Thursday, July 30, 2009
WHAT SHOULD YOU WEAR IF YOU HAVE UNLIMITED ACCESS TO SELTZER?
In her comment on the last post, Hanno raised a good point: WHAT SHOULD YOU WEAR IF YOU HAVE UNLIMITED ACCESS TO SELTZER?
This is a question that speaks to my own life because last night, WITHOUT WARNING, my boyflea's mom MAILED US A SODASTREAM SELTZER MAKER!!!!
IT SITS ON OUR COUNTER AND CARBONATES THINGS ALL DAY LONG!!!!! It's hard to explain why fizzy water is so much more magical and delicious than regular water, but I think the French understand. You can ask them and they'll probably tell you to bouef or something.
In a hasty move, after I discovered the fizzy gift we had received, I called my #1 boyfriend's parents' house and when his dad answered we had the following conversation:
DAD: You've never called this number before...
PIPPI: I'M CALLING BECAUSE TODAY MY LIFE HAS CHANGED!!
DAD: [Disturbed silence]
PIPPI: YOU SENT A SODA MACHINE IN THE MAIL!!!!
DAD: Huh?
PIPPI: HUH?
DAD: I thought you were calling to tell me you're pregnant.
PIPPI: I THINK THAT WOULD BE LESS EXCITING.
Now, MIND YOU, this particular Dad is of the cowboy variety, one who famously speaks softly and reserves his zingers for only the inner circle, adding to the mystique of such classic lines as, "Well, I don't know about that," and "Hug it out, bitch."
BECAUSE OF THIS, yelling about soda to him, and inciting a false pregnancy scare was exponentially more delightful than had I called to yell about soda and pregnancy scare some other guy, and for this I think yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life.
In honor of Sawbones and the stress I put his through, I suggest we all wear chaps when carbonating things:
I anticipate these chaps would get a major mustache twitch (high disdain).
This is a question that speaks to my own life because last night, WITHOUT WARNING, my boyflea's mom MAILED US A SODASTREAM SELTZER MAKER!!!!
IT SITS ON OUR COUNTER AND CARBONATES THINGS ALL DAY LONG!!!!! It's hard to explain why fizzy water is so much more magical and delicious than regular water, but I think the French understand. You can ask them and they'll probably tell you to bouef or something.In a hasty move, after I discovered the fizzy gift we had received, I called my #1 boyfriend's parents' house and when his dad answered we had the following conversation:
DAD: You've never called this number before...
PIPPI: I'M CALLING BECAUSE TODAY MY LIFE HAS CHANGED!!
DAD: [Disturbed silence]
PIPPI: YOU SENT A SODA MACHINE IN THE MAIL!!!!
DAD: Huh?
PIPPI: HUH?
DAD: I thought you were calling to tell me you're pregnant.
PIPPI: I THINK THAT WOULD BE LESS EXCITING.
Now, MIND YOU, this particular Dad is of the cowboy variety, one who famously speaks softly and reserves his zingers for only the inner circle, adding to the mystique of such classic lines as, "Well, I don't know about that," and "Hug it out, bitch."
BECAUSE OF THIS, yelling about soda to him, and inciting a false pregnancy scare was exponentially more delightful than had I called to yell about soda and pregnancy scare some other guy, and for this I think yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life.
In honor of Sawbones and the stress I put his through, I suggest we all wear chaps when carbonating things:
I anticipate these chaps would get a major mustache twitch (high disdain).
Monday, May 25, 2009
Daniela Picks: Kinky Stripper Heels
DANIELA, a reader from San Francisco and a friend of Count Chocula, sent me a link to these HORRIBLE HEELS:
The copy on the website says: "Black soft leather, makes this one interesting fashion accessory"
I don't think it's the leather that makes them "interesting," but that's just me.
Also, as far as I can tell, this website is a stipper supply shop for things like clear whore heels:
Everyone needs a pair of giant stripper heels!!! U KNOW IT'S TRUE, YOU FREAKIN' SLUTZZ!!!!!!
YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!!!! DON'T FIGHT IT!!!!!!!!
STOP FIGHTING IT!!!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO MAKE A REALLY LOUD CLICKING SOUND!!!!!!!!!
CLICK CLICK CLICK!!!! HERE YOU GO!!!!!!!!!
The copy on the website says: "Black soft leather, makes this one interesting fashion accessory"I don't think it's the leather that makes them "interesting," but that's just me.
Also, as far as I can tell, this website is a stipper supply shop for things like clear whore heels:
Everyone needs a pair of giant stripper heels!!! U KNOW IT'S TRUE, YOU FREAKIN' SLUTZZ!!!!!!YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!!!! DON'T FIGHT IT!!!!!!!! STOP FIGHTING IT!!!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO MAKE A REALLY LOUD CLICKING SOUND!!!!!!!!!
CLICK CLICK CLICK!!!! HERE YOU GO!!!!!!!!!
Monday, May 4, 2009
Pad Your Camel Toe with Cuchini!
To all the amazing folks who have sent me Reader Picks: I haven't forgotten you!
Coming up on Pippi Picks: A series of Fine Reader Finds!!
First up: THE CUCHINI, a COOCH GARMENT picked by Hanno.
It is a MONS PAD that pads your mons from camel toe:
Heidi Klum generously called and offered to demonstrate what a camel toe is:
Thanks, Heidi!
FYI: Heidi Klum's camel toe is not called a camel toe. It is called a "Klum Toe."
Thanks for the pick, Hanno!
Stay tuned for more fine picks from my fine and French readers!
Coming up on Pippi Picks: A series of Fine Reader Finds!!
First up: THE CUCHINI, a COOCH GARMENT picked by Hanno.
It is a MONS PAD that pads your mons from camel toe:
Heidi Klum generously called and offered to demonstrate what a camel toe is:Thanks, Heidi!FYI: Heidi Klum's camel toe is not called a camel toe. It is called a "Klum Toe."
Thanks for the pick, Hanno!
Stay tuned for more fine picks from my fine and French readers!
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Pop Picks!
Behind every Pippi, there is a Pop, AKA "a dad," who emails her photos of fashions.
Today! Heed my Pop's Picks and wear a Box Hat:
Perhaps you'd prefer this umbrella skirt:
Huzzah!
Today! Heed my Pop's Picks and wear a Box Hat:
Perhaps you'd prefer this umbrella skirt:Huzzah!
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Slanket vs Snuggie: Slanket Wins
LIZ, who is one of my coworkers, recently discovered Pippi Picks and immediately called me out for featuring a snuggie video as a Pick.
For those who don't know, A SNUGGIE IS A BLANKET WITH SLEEVES.
In case you forget, the official slogan of the Snuggie is "The Blanket with Sleeves!"
Liz confronted me about my pick. "Snuggies are the poor man's Slankets," she explained to me, and that's when I learned the following things about her:
1. Her boyfriend, Seth, gave her the greatest Valentines gift of all, A SLANKET.
2. Liz appreciates the efficiency of being able to both watch TV and wave her arms around.
3. Liz has always dreamed of owning an infomercial product and now all of her dreams have come true.
4. When I asked her for an official review of the Slanket, she said, "It's the best!"
I don't remember what happened next because I was overcome with emotion and that emotion was JOY that Liz and her Slanket have found each other.
"I'd be embarrased if I had a Snuggie, but I'm less embarrassed because I have a Slanket," Liz explained.
Click here to see the Snuggie website, a sad wasteland of pain.
The Slanket website is a glorious work of art and what really got me sobbing was THE SLANKET POEMS THAT ACCOMPANY EACH COLOR CHOICE:
RUBY:
SLANKET SITE SAYS: "This color is so hard to describe with words. It's a feeling, a vibration, a longing. It's rich and vibrant. It draws you in and drapes you with comfort and color. If passion was a Slanket, it would be this color...maybe passion IS a Slanket. Slide into one and find out."
Castlerock:
SLANKET SITE SAYS: "The high intensity discharge lights washed the steel vault in an antiseptic glow. Cold gray walls as thick as the armor of a battleship. Each man had his own reason for being there, that night. Yet they all shared one common interest. When the last seal on the door had been cracked, their treasure was revealed, The Slanket, in Castlerock Grey."
Beige:
SLANKET SITE SAYS: "The smell of coffee and double apple tobacco fill the market. At the end of the street, beyond the sand worn crenellations of the ancient buildings, the desert swirls. The camels loaded with gear blend with the color of the land, their outlines barely visible. It gets cold at night in the desert, praise be Allah that you brought your Slanket in beige. All of the soft color of the desert with none of the chaffing, stinking camels, sunburns, or dehydration.
Liz, thank you for teaching me the error of my ways.
The Snuggie was not the right Pick - the Slanket combines blanket, sleeves, and POETRY.
CASE CLOSED.
For those who don't know, A SNUGGIE IS A BLANKET WITH SLEEVES.
In case you forget, the official slogan of the Snuggie is "The Blanket with Sleeves!"Liz confronted me about my pick. "Snuggies are the poor man's Slankets," she explained to me, and that's when I learned the following things about her:
1. Her boyfriend, Seth, gave her the greatest Valentines gift of all, A SLANKET.
2. Liz appreciates the efficiency of being able to both watch TV and wave her arms around.
3. Liz has always dreamed of owning an infomercial product and now all of her dreams have come true.
4. When I asked her for an official review of the Slanket, she said, "It's the best!"
I don't remember what happened next because I was overcome with emotion and that emotion was JOY that Liz and her Slanket have found each other.
"I'd be embarrased if I had a Snuggie, but I'm less embarrassed because I have a Slanket," Liz explained.
Click here to see the Snuggie website, a sad wasteland of pain.
The Slanket website is a glorious work of art and what really got me sobbing was THE SLANKET POEMS THAT ACCOMPANY EACH COLOR CHOICE:
RUBY:
SLANKET SITE SAYS: "This color is so hard to describe with words. It's a feeling, a vibration, a longing. It's rich and vibrant. It draws you in and drapes you with comfort and color. If passion was a Slanket, it would be this color...maybe passion IS a Slanket. Slide into one and find out."Castlerock:
SLANKET SITE SAYS: "The high intensity discharge lights washed the steel vault in an antiseptic glow. Cold gray walls as thick as the armor of a battleship. Each man had his own reason for being there, that night. Yet they all shared one common interest. When the last seal on the door had been cracked, their treasure was revealed, The Slanket, in Castlerock Grey." Beige:
SLANKET SITE SAYS: "The smell of coffee and double apple tobacco fill the market. At the end of the street, beyond the sand worn crenellations of the ancient buildings, the desert swirls. The camels loaded with gear blend with the color of the land, their outlines barely visible. It gets cold at night in the desert, praise be Allah that you brought your Slanket in beige. All of the soft color of the desert with none of the chaffing, stinking camels, sunburns, or dehydration.Liz, thank you for teaching me the error of my ways.
The Snuggie was not the right Pick - the Slanket combines blanket, sleeves, and POETRY.
CASE CLOSED.
Monday, January 12, 2009
Pippi Picks Chloe's Cuties
In my recent post about Kat Von D's Kat Von BOOK, I mentioned CHLOE, my TV editress.
Y'all should know that in addition to drinking with me and doing Kat-Nikki role plays, Chloe is also an illustrator who makes buttons, cards, and other object d'cuteness:
These can be found on her website, IT'S A BIRD, BIRD WORLD.
Go!
Give her your money and your jewels!!!!!!!!!!!
Y'all should know that in addition to drinking with me and doing Kat-Nikki role plays, Chloe is also an illustrator who makes buttons, cards, and other object d'cuteness:
These can be found on her website, IT'S A BIRD, BIRD WORLD.Go!Give her your money and your jewels!!!!!!!!!!!
Texas Picks Tie-Suit
Shocking events, friends.
"Anonymous," a Frequent commenter has revealed his/her identity! They are the alias "TEXAS!" Now that I know that the state of Texas is the one that has been commenting here on Pippi Picks, I feel a deep craving for brisket.
MEANWHILE, Texas recommends that we meditate on this Alexander McQueen tie/speedo:
Neither your neck nor your nethers will fall off with this contrap!!!!!!!!!
Now when you swim you won't need to hold your pouch!
"Anonymous," a Frequent commenter has revealed his/her identity! They are the alias "TEXAS!" Now that I know that the state of Texas is the one that has been commenting here on Pippi Picks, I feel a deep craving for brisket.
MEANWHILE, Texas recommends that we meditate on this Alexander McQueen tie/speedo:
Neither your neck nor your nethers will fall off with this contrap!!!!!!!!!Now when you swim you won't need to hold your pouch!
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Readers Pick: Irregular Choice
I was so exhausted after sharing that backlog of reader submissions that I had to save this for later: One reader, the "sister" of "Wiper Peeler," recommended irregularchoicestore.co.uk and described it as a "wonderland."
UPDATE: It is, INDEED, a WONDERLAND OF CRAZY. STOP WEARING ALL YOUR PLAIN-ASS SHONKS AND SLIP INTO A PAIR OF CHERRY SHOEZZZ!!!!!
Perhaps splatter boots are more your speed?
These come with built in socks - THANK HE'ANS!!!!!
Don't go to marz without rocket boots!!!!!!!
Don't go anywhere without pink hot dog shoes!!!!!!!!!
Don't go on a sexy dates without these creepy-ass doll booties!!!!!!!!
Don't drive your frickin' car w/out spots driving shoes!!!!!!!!!
There are even tiny crazies for your crazy baby:
When you leave your frickin' house, wear these big shoes:
If your legs try to escape while you're doing errands, you can be all like, "Fuck you, legs! Y'all are strapped in!!!!!!!"
No escape, legs. Try again in 2010, you fuckers.
UPDATE: It is, INDEED, a WONDERLAND OF CRAZY. STOP WEARING ALL YOUR PLAIN-ASS SHONKS AND SLIP INTO A PAIR OF CHERRY SHOEZZZ!!!!!
Perhaps splatter boots are more your speed?These come with built in socks - THANK HE'ANS!!!!!Don't go to marz without rocket boots!!!!!!!Don't go anywhere without pink hot dog shoes!!!!!!!!!
Don't go on a sexy dates without these creepy-ass doll booties!!!!!!!!Don't drive your frickin' car w/out spots driving shoes!!!!!!!!!There are even tiny crazies for your crazy baby:When you leave your frickin' house, wear these big shoes:If your legs try to escape while you're doing errands, you can be all like, "Fuck you, legs! Y'all are strapped in!!!!!!!"No escape, legs. Try again in 2010, you fuckers.
Friday, January 2, 2009
2008 Backlogged Reader Submission EXTRAVEGANZA!
Honies:
I have been receiving so many fabulous reader finds and I have been delinquent about thanking y'all and sharing your gifts with the team.
I now present to you The Pippi Picks 2009 Presentation of the Backlogged Reader Submissions from 2008.
LET'S BEGIN, SPECIAL PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
My friend COUNT CHOCULA sent me these terrifying Crocs that are both Crocs and... purple sheeps.
One of my two cousins named Jonah (click here to see all the ridiculously cool shit he does for a living) sent me an INCREDIBLE video for The Snuggie AKA the ultimate jammie:
ANONYMOUS came through once again and sent me a link to a designer called Monsoon Saloon that makes crazy circus clothes, capes, puffies, and big sweaters:
Sweatshirt with leather tassels - DUH:
Click here to see this completely fucking crazy site.
MEANWHILE, Haute Hank sent me a link to a site that sells HAIR HATS!!!!!! YES!!!!!!! HAIR HATS 4 EVR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Click here to see HAIR HATZ!
Ever classy, he also sent me a link to Jewelry with John and Jackie (JJJ):
MEANWHILE, "Wiper Peeler" sent me a link to Shoewawa.com, a site having a contest for THE UGLIEST SHOES OF 2009:
Wiper was partial to THESE CAR SHOES:
I was also directed to irregularchoicestore.co.uk but I will have to post that later because I am now EXHAUSTED by all the EMOTIONS I am feeling from looking at car shoes, sheep boots, snuggies, etc.
READERS!!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR FINE FINDINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAY VIGILANT!!!!!!!!
STAY HUNGRY!!!!!!!!1
HAPPY NEW YEAR, SPECIAL DUDES AND MA'AMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
I have been receiving so many fabulous reader finds and I have been delinquent about thanking y'all and sharing your gifts with the team.
I now present to you The Pippi Picks 2009 Presentation of the Backlogged Reader Submissions from 2008.
LET'S BEGIN, SPECIAL PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
My friend COUNT CHOCULA sent me these terrifying Crocs that are both Crocs and... purple sheeps.
One of my two cousins named Jonah (click here to see all the ridiculously cool shit he does for a living) sent me an INCREDIBLE video for The Snuggie AKA the ultimate jammie:
ANONYMOUS came through once again and sent me a link to a designer called Monsoon Saloon that makes crazy circus clothes, capes, puffies, and big sweaters:
Sweatshirt with leather tassels - DUH:
Click here to see this completely fucking crazy site.
MEANWHILE, Haute Hank sent me a link to a site that sells HAIR HATS!!!!!! YES!!!!!!! HAIR HATS 4 EVR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Click here to see HAIR HATZ!
Ever classy, he also sent me a link to Jewelry with John and Jackie (JJJ):
MEANWHILE, "Wiper Peeler" sent me a link to Shoewawa.com, a site having a contest for THE UGLIEST SHOES OF 2009:
Wiper was partial to THESE CAR SHOES:I was also directed to irregularchoicestore.co.uk but I will have to post that later because I am now EXHAUSTED by all the EMOTIONS I am feeling from looking at car shoes, sheep boots, snuggies, etc.READERS!!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR FINE FINDINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAY VIGILANT!!!!!!!!
STAY HUNGRY!!!!!!!!1
HAPPY NEW YEAR, SPECIAL DUDES AND MA'AMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
HOOD THONG???
I just realized that a fine reader, ANONYMOUS, posted a fantastic link that I never gave him or her props for: BEHOLD!!!!!!!!! THE HOOD THONG!!!!!!!!!!
I recommend you click on the link and check out the photo in it's full glory so you can soak up the following details:
Keep being you!!!!!!!
Love,
Pippi
I recommend you click on the link and check out the photo in it's full glory so you can soak up the following details:- THE MODEL'S NIPS ARE COVERED BY SPAGHETTI TASSELS. SEXY PASTA? EAT PASTA OFF MY BOOBS, BABY.
- THE MODEL IS HOLDING A FAKE ROCK.
- THE MODEL IS WEARING '80S SOCKS AND SNEAKS.
- THE MODEL IS WEARING A HOOD THONG.
Keep being you!!!!!!!
Love,
Pippi
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Exploding Animal Shirts!!!!!!!!!!!
Please wear shirts with animals exploding through the front:
Exploding shark!
Exploding magical horse!!!!!!
Props to faithful reader, BRIAN, who tipped me off to these special shirts.
DAMN, that horse is magical!!
Exploding shark!Exploding magical horse!!!!!!Props to faithful reader, BRIAN, who tipped me off to these special shirts.DAMN, that horse is magical!!
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