Thursday, June 19, 2008

Parisian Pippi Posts Panda

Bonjour!
Pippi Picks will be on break until July because Pippi (moi) is in France and busy with escargot . While I am away, please look at this photo of my good friend, Tender Panda (AKA Panda Anderson) , for inspiration.Love,
Le petite poulet, PIPPI

Monday, June 9, 2008

Top Cuteness Vendors 2008

Regular readers ADAM and HANNO found an amazing catalog that Adam sent along to me.
Deva Lifewear is a store that sells roomy, earth-friendly sacks and jammies to hippies and probably a lot of the earth mamas I grew up with (see example below for insights into my childhood):
What they don't advertise on the website, though, is what they are really selling is SERIOUS CUTENESS!!

THIS HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS FREAKIN' HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS A CUTE FESTIVAL!!!!!!!!! THIS IS LIKE AT LEAST 60,000 BABY ANIMALS PLUS CERTAIN PHOTOS OF PIPPI'S LITTLE SIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS TUNIC COMES WITH A FREE CAT!!!!!!!!!
U CAN'T COMPETE WITH THAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Other cuteness vendors, step off.
This woman is going to kick the shit out of you:
B back in 5 - I have to go order some Spirit Bells.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Minor Celebrity Sighting!

Slightly famous reality tv contestant sighting!!
Last night on the train I saw Kit, a contestant from Project Runway!
What, you're not excited?
Actually, I wasn't that excited either. I run into all kinds reality show contestants INCLUDING:
  • The dance teacher from "CMT'S SEARCH FOR THE ULTIMATE COYOTE TEAM" aka an UNBELIEVABLE television masterpiece.
  • Jasleen, emotional winner of America's Next Top Model
  • Marcia Gay Harden
The most exciting thing about my minor-celebrity sighting was that Kit's friend was wearing the boss shoes pictured below:To honor Kit, her friend, and the special moment we shared, you should buy one of these "Kit Pistol" hoodies that she's selling on her website:

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Wedding Special: Fab Cas

GUYZ-
My cousin's wedding is a week away and Haute Hank has been furiously crafting the wedding's fashion concept. His vision: The guests at the wedding should dress FAB CASUAL, AKA "Fab Cas."

Question: What IS FAB CAS?

One way we could go with this is to follow Diddy's example and wear $500 sneaks with 18K gold laces (thanks to JONAH for providing this fine link):Personally, I think the true masters of Fab Cas are Motley Crue. I am ALL ABOUT Motley Crue these days:
See? The ULTIMATE wedding theme is a MOTLEY CRUE-THEMED WEDDING!!!
Just think:
The bride can wear zebra pants!

The groom just needs to pick out leather pants!
Then he can go shirtless, smear himself with oil, and wear 6 or 7 studded belts strapped across his chest and arms!!!!!!!!I mean, if he wants to be romantic, he can wear lime-green cheetah boots to match the bride's pants:
Then again, maybe the bride AND groom should just wear gold dresses and call it a day...
This wedding is going to be AWESOME.

Monday, June 2, 2008