NO PROBLEM!NO GAS?
BIG PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO GRASS?
SOMETIMES A BIG PROBLEM.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Glasses Without Glass
NO GLASS?
NO PROBLEM!
NO GAS?
BIG PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO GRASS?
SOMETIMES A BIG PROBLEM.
NO PROBLEM!NO GAS?
BIG PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO GRASS?
SOMETIMES A BIG PROBLEM.
Monday, March 23, 2009
SPRING? S'I DON'T SINK SO!!!!!!!
S'ALMOST SPRING! Don't it make you want t'wear pink high heels?
OH WAIT!!!! NEVERMIND, IT'S -50 DEGREES TODAY IN NYC!!!!!!!! THAT'S THE WEATHERMAN'S WAY OF TELLING YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!
PUT YOUR COAT BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH WAIT!!!! NEVERMIND, IT'S -50 DEGREES TODAY IN NYC!!!!!!!! THAT'S THE WEATHERMAN'S WAY OF TELLING YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!PUT YOUR COAT BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Pop Picks!
Behind every Pippi, there is a Pop, AKA "a dad," who emails her photos of fashions.
Today! Heed my Pop's Picks and wear a Box Hat:
Perhaps you'd prefer this umbrella skirt:
Huzzah!
Today! Heed my Pop's Picks and wear a Box Hat:
Perhaps you'd prefer this umbrella skirt:Huzzah!
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Dressed by Kim Gordon
This week I think you should wear clothes designed by super cutie pie Kim Gordon of Sonic Youth:
She savvily hooked up a collaboration with Urban Outfitters so now you, too, can wear Kim's frocks:
Click here to scope her collection.
Click here to look at pictures of fat cats.
Ahhh. Pictures of fat cats are nature's medicine.
She savvily hooked up a collaboration with Urban Outfitters so now you, too, can wear Kim's frocks:Click here to scope her collection.Click here to look at pictures of fat cats.
Ahhh. Pictures of fat cats are nature's medicine.
Monday, March 9, 2009
Headflower
Oh HELL yes!
I'm going to wear this Headflower to WORK.
PS: Not to intimidate you, but you can buy the headflower at a site called SPACEMERMAID.COM.
PPS: Spacemermaid is also the name of my firstborn son.
PPPS: My second-born is named CornCalender.
I'm going to wear this Headflower to WORK.PS: Not to intimidate you, but you can buy the headflower at a site called SPACEMERMAID.COM.
PPS: Spacemermaid is also the name of my firstborn son.
PPPS: My second-born is named CornCalender.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Slanket vs Snuggie: Slanket Wins
LIZ, who is one of my coworkers, recently discovered Pippi Picks and immediately called me out for featuring a snuggie video as a Pick.
For those who don't know, A SNUGGIE IS A BLANKET WITH SLEEVES.
In case you forget, the official slogan of the Snuggie is "The Blanket with Sleeves!"
Liz confronted me about my pick. "Snuggies are the poor man's Slankets," she explained to me, and that's when I learned the following things about her:
1. Her boyfriend, Seth, gave her the greatest Valentines gift of all, A SLANKET.
2. Liz appreciates the efficiency of being able to both watch TV and wave her arms around.
3. Liz has always dreamed of owning an infomercial product and now all of her dreams have come true.
4. When I asked her for an official review of the Slanket, she said, "It's the best!"
I don't remember what happened next because I was overcome with emotion and that emotion was JOY that Liz and her Slanket have found each other.
"I'd be embarrased if I had a Snuggie, but I'm less embarrassed because I have a Slanket," Liz explained.
Click here to see the Snuggie website, a sad wasteland of pain.
The Slanket website is a glorious work of art and what really got me sobbing was THE SLANKET POEMS THAT ACCOMPANY EACH COLOR CHOICE:
RUBY:
SLANKET SITE SAYS: "This color is so hard to describe with words. It's a feeling, a vibration, a longing. It's rich and vibrant. It draws you in and drapes you with comfort and color. If passion was a Slanket, it would be this color...maybe passion IS a Slanket. Slide into one and find out."
Castlerock:
SLANKET SITE SAYS: "The high intensity discharge lights washed the steel vault in an antiseptic glow. Cold gray walls as thick as the armor of a battleship. Each man had his own reason for being there, that night. Yet they all shared one common interest. When the last seal on the door had been cracked, their treasure was revealed, The Slanket, in Castlerock Grey."
Beige:
SLANKET SITE SAYS: "The smell of coffee and double apple tobacco fill the market. At the end of the street, beyond the sand worn crenellations of the ancient buildings, the desert swirls. The camels loaded with gear blend with the color of the land, their outlines barely visible. It gets cold at night in the desert, praise be Allah that you brought your Slanket in beige. All of the soft color of the desert with none of the chaffing, stinking camels, sunburns, or dehydration.
Liz, thank you for teaching me the error of my ways.
The Snuggie was not the right Pick - the Slanket combines blanket, sleeves, and POETRY.
CASE CLOSED.
For those who don't know, A SNUGGIE IS A BLANKET WITH SLEEVES.
In case you forget, the official slogan of the Snuggie is "The Blanket with Sleeves!"Liz confronted me about my pick. "Snuggies are the poor man's Slankets," she explained to me, and that's when I learned the following things about her:
1. Her boyfriend, Seth, gave her the greatest Valentines gift of all, A SLANKET.
2. Liz appreciates the efficiency of being able to both watch TV and wave her arms around.
3. Liz has always dreamed of owning an infomercial product and now all of her dreams have come true.
4. When I asked her for an official review of the Slanket, she said, "It's the best!"
I don't remember what happened next because I was overcome with emotion and that emotion was JOY that Liz and her Slanket have found each other.
"I'd be embarrased if I had a Snuggie, but I'm less embarrassed because I have a Slanket," Liz explained.
Click here to see the Snuggie website, a sad wasteland of pain.
The Slanket website is a glorious work of art and what really got me sobbing was THE SLANKET POEMS THAT ACCOMPANY EACH COLOR CHOICE:
RUBY:
SLANKET SITE SAYS: "This color is so hard to describe with words. It's a feeling, a vibration, a longing. It's rich and vibrant. It draws you in and drapes you with comfort and color. If passion was a Slanket, it would be this color...maybe passion IS a Slanket. Slide into one and find out."Castlerock:
SLANKET SITE SAYS: "The high intensity discharge lights washed the steel vault in an antiseptic glow. Cold gray walls as thick as the armor of a battleship. Each man had his own reason for being there, that night. Yet they all shared one common interest. When the last seal on the door had been cracked, their treasure was revealed, The Slanket, in Castlerock Grey." Beige:
SLANKET SITE SAYS: "The smell of coffee and double apple tobacco fill the market. At the end of the street, beyond the sand worn crenellations of the ancient buildings, the desert swirls. The camels loaded with gear blend with the color of the land, their outlines barely visible. It gets cold at night in the desert, praise be Allah that you brought your Slanket in beige. All of the soft color of the desert with none of the chaffing, stinking camels, sunburns, or dehydration.Liz, thank you for teaching me the error of my ways.
The Snuggie was not the right Pick - the Slanket combines blanket, sleeves, and POETRY.
CASE CLOSED.
Monday, March 2, 2009
Confuse Your Suitors!
Confuse your suitors!
Wear this double-ring on your fist to show the dudes and ladies that you're SINGLE and ready to DANGLE:
Then when they move in to grab your boob or ball, punch them in the face with your other hand:
Then hit them with your third hand that says "POLYAMOROUS."
Won't THAT throw them for a spin?
Question: How come they don't make rings that say, "COMMITTED, BUT NON-MONOGAMOUS?"
Answer: Not enough fingers.
Wear this double-ring on your fist to show the dudes and ladies that you're SINGLE and ready to DANGLE:
Then when they move in to grab your boob or ball, punch them in the face with your other hand:Then hit them with your third hand that says "POLYAMOROUS."Won't THAT throw them for a spin?
Question: How come they don't make rings that say, "COMMITTED, BUT NON-MONOGAMOUS?"
Answer: Not enough fingers.
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