Daniela Picks: Kinky Stripper Heels

DANIELA, a reader from San Francisco and a friend of Count Chocula, sent me a link to these HORRIBLE HEELS:The copy on the website says: "Black soft leather, makes this one interesting fashion accessory"

I don't think it's the leather that makes them "interesting," but that's just me.

Also, as far as I can tell, this website is a stipper supply shop for things like clear whore heels:
Everyone needs a pair of giant stripper heels!!! U KNOW IT'S TRUE, YOU FREAKIN' SLUTZZ!!!!!!YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!!!! DON'T FIGHT IT!!!!!!!!

STOP FIGHTING IT!!!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO MAKE A REALLY LOUD CLICKING SOUND!!!!!!!!!

CLICK CLICK CLICK!!!! HERE YOU GO!!!!!!!!!

Holy crap - these are just like the boots my mom has worn for 20 years:
I should get her a pair...

Actually, I should get everyone else in the family a pair. All of us walking down the street in matching boots would be pretty boss.

Best of all, it would get me one step closer to my goal of having my family be a spokes-family for matcheez.com:
WARNING! Be careful if you go to Matcheez.com because it is one of the most delightful websites of all time!!!

The motto is: "Where great families dress alike!"
Advice from the site:

"Why dress in family matching clothing?

Get into the family spirit! You can show your family unity to the world by dressing alike. It can be fun and practical to dress in matching clothing!"

INDEED!!
GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND DRESS YOUR BABY AND SPOUSE IN MATCHING LOOKZZ!!!!

Matcheez.com has sections for matching parents and kids, couples, and EVEN DOLLS, DOGS, AND HUMANS!!!

Pad Your Camel Toe with Cuchini!

To all the amazing folks who have sent me Reader Picks: I haven't forgotten you!

Coming up on Pippi Picks: A series of Fine Reader Finds!!

First up: THE CUCHINI, a COOCH GARMENT picked by Hanno.

It is a MONS PAD that pads your mons from camel toe:Heidi Klum generously called and offered to demonstrate what a camel toe is:
Thanks, Heidi!
FYI: Heidi Klum's camel toe is not called a camel toe. It is called a "Klum Toe."

Thanks for the pick, Hanno!
Stay tuned for more fine picks from my fine and French readers!