Sunday, March 14, 2010

Rompers P.S.

I know that on March 4 I talked up rompers, but I have a P.S.:

Let's be honest with ourselves: There are some outfits that even models can't work.
The woman pictured below is a model but she looks like a pillow with a face:
I'd still do her, but we need the straight talk express: this romper has ruined this model's career.
Thank g-d she's not a whore or she'd be broke.

Other Unflattering Rompers:

This model has a poopy-diaper-looking saggy romper crotch:
This model has no feet:
I don't even know what happened to her:
Oh, shit. This is the same model as that other model in the striped romper. Someone is out to get her so they can take her house:
Wait - is this the same model, too, or some other model?
Something weird's going on.
I'm going to get to the bottom of this.

I'm still pro-romper, but then again, my ass is so nice I could sell shit to a llama if you know what I mean. These models need to take a page from my book if they want to make that ca$h.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey I like this post and I like some of the rompers can you please reply with the website that you got these from

Pippi said...

Hi Anonymous!
These rompers are from Shopbop.com. You can click on any of the photos to go to the site and buy a romper of your own!
Love,
Pippi