PLEASE Wear This

Please, PLEASE wear this shirt on your next date:You will LIGHT FIRES with your hotttt boddyyyy.
It also comes in pink:I want one.
Wouldn't life be great if the only clothes in your closet were that green shirt, the pink shirt, and this dress?And maybe a pair of rollerblades.

NP, NS

HOO! If I had this sweater, I'd be SET!I'd go cruising around with NP, NS (No Pants, No Shirt). And big boots:Oh, or maybe these ones, which come with their own hair:

Pippi Finds the Money Shot

I don't know what happened, but today I got obsessed with looking at actors' headshots:WHY?
WHY SO STRANGE?
There's just something... strange.
Sometimes, it's weird because you can hear the person saying, "Mom, my theater teachers love me! I'm going to move to LA!"Sometimes, it's weird because the person is making a face that you have never seen before:Sometimes, it's awkward, because they actor looks skeezy when it seems like they were trying for "sensual:"Sometimes, it feels awkward because it's like the photo is going in for the kiss and you're all like, "I DON'T LIKE YOU THAT WAY!!! WE'RE JUST LAB PARTNERS!!!!"But, sometimes, just sometimes, it all comes together and you get the money shot:OOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!
I would cast him for ANYTHING!!!!!!
I would cast his TURTLENECK if he was unavailable!!!!!!!!