Thursday, September 2, 2010

Pippi Finds the Money Shot

I don't know what happened, but today I got obsessed with looking at actors' headshots:WHY?
There's just something... strange.
Sometimes, it's weird because you can hear the person saying, "Mom, my theater teachers love me! I'm going to move to LA!"Sometimes, it's weird because the person is making a face that you have never seen before:Sometimes, it's awkward, because they actor looks skeezy when it seems like they were trying for "sensual:"Sometimes, it feels awkward because it's like the photo is going in for the kiss and you're all like, "I DON'T LIKE YOU THAT WAY!!! WE'RE JUST LAB PARTNERS!!!!"But, sometimes, just sometimes, it all comes together and you get the money shot:OOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!
I would cast him for ANYTHING!!!!!!
I would cast his TURTLENECK if he was unavailable!!!!!!!!

1 comment:

annie said...

You should have a fake casting call just to get a bunch of headshots and then wallpaper your apartment with them.