AND IF I'M GOING TO GET CRUNCHED BY A HURRICANE, I'M GOING TO GET CRUNCHED WITHOUT PANTS ON!!
I MEAN, I'M STILL GOING TO WEAR A TIE.
But I'm not happy about it.
THIS IS WHAT TUXEDO LEOTARDS ARE FOR: DIGNITY!
When the street floods, I'll be like, "ZZZZZ! I'm not wearing pants anyway, you assholes. Take my pants!"
BUT DON'T TAKE MY SUNGLASSES WITH ATTACHED GOLDEN EYEBROWS, YOU ASSHOLES!!!!!
YOU. ASSHOLES!!!!!
You KNOW I can't see without my eyebrow glasses!!!!!!!
Mayor's talking allllllllllllll about this hurricane, but NOT ONCE has he said, "Is COCO safe, fer chrissake???"
Wait - is Coco safe?
Cabos...First day here,7 more days to go.Yah!"
Thank cog - she's fine. She's in Cabo.
She tweeted: "The sound of the waves while I bake is nice."
Ok, I feel better now. If Coco's safe, Sol Good.
2 comments:
pippi, i hope you are safe and looking fabulous in your 'brow glasses and leo-tuxedo.
may i suggest a blog topic? (i assume you said yes.) miss pippa middleton has been quite the hobbyhorse lately, and i would like to know... what fashion advice does PIPPI have for PIPPA?
please, pippi, pick pippa's clothes!
http://www.wholesomewear.com/slimmer-c.html
I know you have done this before, but can you revisit it? The best part is this is the "slimming" line. For when you want to look svelte in a swimming sack.
Also, this:
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2010/news/101122/josie-duggar-240.jpg
Those Duggars will not stop with the detatchable pigtails on that poor little preemie.
Thank you!
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