I'm Not Saying I'm Back, But... A PippiPicks Q&A

Friends, PippiPicks has been on silent since 2012 and I understand that's been a big problem for everyone. I'm talking a BIG problem. I'm talking a bunch of naked people walking around refusing to dress themselves or laugh or smile or love other human beings because there I was not here to pick out their g-ddamn clothes.

I'm not sorry about this but I am sorry if you had any buttburn or any butt ice damage due to not wearing your g-ddamn clothes to protect you from different weather.

Ok, here's what I'm going to do here: I'm going to give you this special cookie outfit so you can just put an outfit on and stop causing problems and ruining your career:

I don't think this is for Halloween, I think this is for self-expression.

Question and answer session:

Q: Why is the origin of PippiPicks ?

A: PippiPicks was started to cure my horrible insomnia because there is no miracle cure better than looking at picture of Coco and pictures of hats.

Q: How can I tell the degree of Pippi's insomnia?

A: Look at the # of posts/year.

Q: I'm sorry 2007 was such a tough year for you.

A: That's not a question, that's just a nice comment.

Q: I just want you to get a great night's sleep.

A: Thanks, that makes me feel really cared for.

Q: Where did you find this photo of cookie monster.

A: On ebay, like how a normal person would.

Q: What if I don't wear the costume you told me to wear.

A: I'll cancel Halloween for my future kids.

Q: Will our future kids be friends?

A: Yes.

Q: Do you still like Coco?

A: Yes.

Q: Even though time has passed?

A: ARE YOU SHITTING ME. THIS WOMAN SAVED MY G-DDAMN LIFE.

Q: Is PippiPicks back?

A: Only one way to find out.