Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Pippi Comes Out of Retirement

To share this hair wig with you
Please note the following facts:

  • This hair wig is for all occasions including:
    • your wedding day
    • your boss' wedding day
    • your inauguration
    • your wedding day to a chef
  • please note that this was originally SEVEN HUNDO AND SIXTY BONES now marked down to $266 which is a g-ddamn steal.
  • Aren't you glad I came out of retirement to tell you that?
  • I love you too.

1 comment:

The Coolest Kids in Town said...

Pipp!!!! You're back!! Hells to the yes -- it was a sad, unfashionable world without you.