Nice Shawts

Shawts!

Nice little shawts, little lady!
You can't tell in this photo, but this lady is one of Pippi Picks' Tattooed Models! I couldn't see clearly, but I assume her tattoo says, "Pippi has a beautiful butt and is very sophisticated."
This week I've been doing what I do best: Drinking pepper bombs, getting other people to drink pepper bombs, and enjoying my unemployment.

Next action item: Call Clamato factory and ask for job as tester.