Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Pippi Picks Oriental Trading Company

Oriental Trading Company is BRILLIANT. Know why? Because they really know how to soothe me.
I mean, some days I find myself saying, "NOTHING WILL CALM ME BUT A GROSS OF JELLY BRACELETS!!!!!!"
A GROSS! Were you aware that you can get 144 jellies for $5?

Not only that, you and I can finally live out our dream OF COVERING OUR ARMS AND LEGS WITH SLAP BRACELETS.
Holy something!
Bring me my whiskey and snuff! Thatsa deal!

2 comments:

kate said...

hey now... aren't slap bracelets illegal?

Amiel said...

I've been wearing nothing but jelly bracelets for the past month, and my friends are beginning to complain; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PIPPI, I NEED MORE ADVICE.