Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Pippi Gets Back on the Grid

Dear Fans and Friends,
For the past month I've been off the grid which has caused PANIC and PANDEMONIUM for every Joe Fashion and Susie Sweatsuit. Fans everywhere have emailed me to report that they've been sitting in front of their computers crying and vomiting on themselves waiting for my online return.

Don't worry, tender ones! I've returned from the woods and I'm ready to dress you!

To celebrate my return, I think you should wear this green frock with golden animals on it:
The day after the party, we should go to the beach together and you should shock and stun by wearing this sea green caftan with very silver shoes:ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE???
ARE YOU READY TO MAKE A SPLASH??
ARE YOU READY TO LIFT SOME WEIGHTS???
ARE YOU READY TO KNOW TRUE LUV???????
U R????
NIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Pippi

2 comments:

anna said...

Thank goodness. I've been naked for days because you haven't been telling me what to wear. Question: what are some appropriate outfits to bring to Wyoming if I a) want to attract all the local hotties and b) don't want to get attacked by bears?

jonah said...

pippo i am home from europe. what can i wear that will say "i am cooler now that i've summered abroad, but im still american in my heart."