To show the world I'm serious, I'm going to wear this dress for the next seven days:
After the stink sets in, I'll subtly flip my new neighbors the bird by wearing this bird-themed ensemble:
New York Times headline:"PIPPI, THANK G-D YOU'RE HERE!"
New York Post:
"NYC SHITS A BRICK: PIPPI ARRIVES IN THE CITY"
Some other paper:
"IRAQ WAR SOMETHING SOMETHING!"
USA Today:
"ALL OTHER STATES CRY, PIPPI PICKS NYC!"
Pippi's B-Friend:
"ALTHOUGH WE ARE STANDING IN THE KITCHEN WE ARE ALSO STANDING IN THE LIVING ROOM AND BEDROOM BECAUSE OUR APARTMENT IS SO FUCKING SMALL!"
Pippi:
"I INVENTED THE INTERNET!"
1 comment:
I figure that instead of you guys buying something for me to sleep on when I come visit, I can just sleep in the shape of a square with one side missing on top of your entire kitchen.
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