Pippi: Doctor, you've got to help me! Everything I touch while sleeping turns to gold!
Dr: You mean everything you touch turns to fabulous, girl.
Pippi: You're right. I just had the wrong attitude. Why, when I went to sleep last night, this nightshirt was sad flannel plaid! Now it's made out of pure fabulous!
Dr: To the club!
Pippi: Yes! To the club!
Nurse Meow Meow: But Dr. Chex Mix, where are you going??
Dr: I'm going to LIVE.
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