Henry Hodgepodge: Meet You Downstairs With the Turkey

As you know, whenever there's a holiday I get to spend time with my cousin Henry, AKA Disco Diva.

Henry says: "Disco Diva is not just a muse of music. She is also a living fashion goddess."

Henry and I discovered this denim jumpsuit, appropriately called Disco Diva:

Here's the website copy:

"Disco Diva 1970s Denim Haltertop Jumpsuit. Funk-tastic with sexy zipper down the front, wide belt loops (we've added the chunky silver and goldtone chain link belt - included). Wide bellbottom flares. Long, lean, and luscious! Never worn! Bust 32" - 34", Waist 24", Hips 36", Inseam 37" (extra long for your high platforms or your roller skates!). #27931
************************************************ SOLD"



It's Thanksgiving-ish so Henry has picked out beautiful buckles for you to wear on your shoes to meet the turkey downstairs.
Just like the pilgrims!
To go with your outfit, you should get a be-wigged dog:

Complete with Juicy Crittoure "Pawlish" (nail polish for dogs, DUH):

Henry Says: "Just in time for your Christmas parties, here is an outfit that surely will be the talk of the town:"
Pair it with this special hat! Great! I like it! I'm soooooooooooooo elated! Also, I am happy!!!Don't forget Stanksgiving! To remember the pilgrims, wear these buckle shoes.

Henry says: "They're the Prada of the 1600s."One final shout out to our favorite Advertising Services Manager:

Henry got a Vogue-tastic package from her and just loves it! He says, "It will inspire me for future picks!"

Perfecto!

Die, Coco (Chanel. Not Special Coco)!!!!!

I still love this Alex + Chloe "Coco is Dead" necklace:
If you wanted to be extra sassy you could wear it with this Chanel baysuit:
What a combo!
Do you love Chanel... or want her and her blasted company to die?

Love?
Die?
Love?
Die?
Love?
Die?
Hmmm... DIE!!!!!!!

OF COURSE, I do not mean Special Coco, Ice T's beautiful wife:
She is Pippi Pick's special angel. She sits on my shoulder and protects me from harm.
"Coco, what should I do now?" I ask her."Grab some string, grease up, and squat near a car," she says.
Special Coco: 1.
Coco Chanel: ZEEEERO.

Puffies!

Oops! I am a forgetter!
My friend Greg sent me links to these photos a long time ago and I got very excited and then got distracted by things like cats and football and forgot to post them.

Lookie!
A clothes that is also a bed!

The artists who made it call it a "Sleeping Bag Dress" and say, "You wear it as a dress in the day and inflate it to make yourself a sleeping bag when night has come."
Good job, you little artists!
These are "Uniblow Outfits" that inflate when you walk.

This brought a tear to my eye because it reminds of my favorite artist ever, the magical Leigh Bowery (see below):Moo moo!
Puffies!

Sir Charge, Why Did You Get Mad?

OMG - I get SOOOOOOO SAD when Sir Charge uses his mean voice at the end (see earlier posts).

...but I forgive him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG, That Sir Charge

I just watched Sir Charge 3 more times. Oooooooooooooooooooh! Sir Charge!!!!!!

Nice leg wiggle, Sir Charge!
Nice origami money bird!!!!!!!

PS: We are best friends.

Pippi LOVES Sir Charge

I've become completely obsessed with this Time Warner commercial starring my best friend, Sir Charge.

Hooray! Sir Charge!



I get sad at the end when Sir Charge uses his mean voice. I like to mute that part when it comes on TV.

I LOVE YOU, SIR CHARGE!!!!
YOU ARE MY MOST SPECIAL FRIEND!!!!!!!!!
GIVE ME 1,000 HUGS, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

OH, Sir Charge. You special guy.

Glam Rain Cape with Real Catz

This glam rain cape is lined with cheetah!
Real cheetahs!
Big, big cats!
Huge, fat, fast cats!

Your Head to Toe Look

Ok, honies. This weekend I've picked out a full Patricia Field outfit for you.

Start with these special pants:Then layer over them these plaid, suspendered bubble shorts:

You should carry around this clutch because it has pictures of boobs on it:All you need is a sequined fanny pack and some shades and you're ready to go!


Oops! How embarrassing - you almost left the house without your glittering grillz!!!!!Shame on you.

Pippi Picks Bunniezz

Man, I could have sworn I already insisted that you wear these magnificent bunny shoes but now I can't remember.
PIPPI: Did I already post these?
BOYFRIEND: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
PIPPI: [Whispering] Are you awake?
BOYFRIEND: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
PIPPI: Are you asleep?
BOYFRIEND: Zzzzzzzzzzz
PIPPI: [Dumps pudding on B's head]
BOYFRIEND: Glarg!
PIPPI: Thank blarg you're up -This is really important - I can't remember if I already posted a picture of these bunny-flavored shoes on my magnificent blog.
B: Those? Hmmm. No, I think you just talked about it.
P: You talk too much. Go back to sleep.
Jonah, I know it's too little, too late for your halloween gear but remember: EVERY DAY'S THE FOURTEENTH!!!!!!!!!