BECAUSE SHE JUST BOUGHT HER WEDDING DRESS AT TARGET, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SHE CAN BUY AT TARGET???
THIS $3,000 RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SHE CAN BUY AT TARGET?2 EARRINGS FOR $8!!!!!!!!!!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SHE CAN BUY AT TARGET?
THIS $20 BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YOU, WORLD!!!!!!!!
I BOUGHT MY WEDDING AT TARGET!!!!!!!!!!!
I BOUGHT MY CAR AT TARGET!!!!!!!!
I'M GOING TO MED SCHOOL AT TARGET!!!!!!!!!!!!
THESE TRISCUITS ARE FROM TARGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M OPENING A TARGET!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRIDAL-THEMED TARGET PARTY!!!!!!!!!!
Go to!
I do, Target! U do too? Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet. Let's go have a hot dog. Yes, they're kosher. DO you want mustard on yours? No? That's ok. How much for this gazebo? $340? Throw it in the cart.
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While I hate to mention a competitor, did you know that you can buy a "Men's Stainless Steel Wedding Band" at Wal-Mart for only $8.95 (marked down from $12.95)?
um, you are hilarious, and rocketh my world.
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