Sunday, January 27, 2008

G.I. Joe for USA

Oooh - I want you to wear this G.I. Joe ID bracelet every day in case something horrible happens to you:
If you get smushed by a bus and they have to identify you they'll say, "Ohhh. She belongs to America, sirs."

Just to be safe, you better keep these sunglasses on all the time, too:
Then they'll know you lived free and wild like a stallion.

1 comment:

annie said...

Well at least if you get smushed by a bus you will have died for your country. GI Joooooeeeee!