Thursday, January 10, 2008

Green Jeans?

I used to have a pair of black, skinny jeans.
I wore them every day for a couple years and all of a sudden they're not "skinny" anymore! They're not even very "black" anymore! Now they're off-black, slouchy jeans with saggy knees!

How am I supposed to score now???

Even though I love rolling around in my bathtub full of money, I might have to get out of the tub to buy a newer, tighter pair of jeans, tight enough to show off my outrageous butt.

This time, I might branch out and get some skinny green jeans:
Pippi Green Jeans.
Then my green butt will look like a beautiful lima bean.


annie said...

Is that model wearing two different shoes?

christopher said...

Good eye.