I wore them every day for a couple years and all of a sudden they're not "skinny" anymore! They're not even very "black" anymore! Now they're off-black, slouchy jeans with saggy knees!
How am I supposed to score now???
Even though I love rolling around in my bathtub full of money, I might have to get out of the tub to buy a newer, tighter pair of jeans, tight enough to show off my outrageous butt.
This time, I might branch out and get some skinny green jeans:
Pippi Green Jeans. Then my green butt will look like a beautiful lima bean.
2 comments:
Is that model wearing two different shoes?
Good eye.
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