Monday, January 21, 2008

Pippi and Sister Terrify Themselves in NYC

My little sis came to visit last week and we got SILLY! "Silly and the City" is the silly version of a certain TV show.

We saw lots of strange things in fancy store windows that we brought back to share with you:

First off:
Furry necklace! FURRY!
We spent a long time outside of the Prada window on Madison Avenue trying to figure out what the deal was with this mannequin:
Jammies? Could it be? Good thing this jammie friend has these golden heel...socks:
Meanwhile, this special mannequin was relaxing in GOLDEN SEQUINED PANTS!!!! Pants so beautiful they blew her head off!
We got spooked by this window selling heart-shaped necklaces:
Then we went and freaked ourselves out at FAO Schwartz:
This Barbie has something special to say to us:Interviewer: What are your career aspirations, Ms. Barbie?
Barbs: I CAN BE BABY DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!!Across the way from Baby Doctor, DOLLS DEPICTING THAT UNWATCHABLE SCENE FROM SPIDERMAN 3 were HANGING OUT AS IF THAT SCENE WAS NOT HORRIBLE ENOUGH WITHOUT BEING COMMEMORATED BY CREEPY DOLLS!!!!!!!!

Yes, Kirsten Dunst doll, I blame you.
At least my best friend, the Hamburgler was there:
My other best friend, 3-headed Cerberus, is a perfect way to keep the kids cozy and comforted at night!
MOMMY: Shhh, sweetie, it was just a bad dream. Here, hug your 3-headed doggy.
KID: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
MOMMY: There, there. Hug the doggy.
KID: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! It wasn't a dream!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOMMY: I CAN BE BABY DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!!
KID: Stupid Barbie Mom!!!!!!!! Why can't I have REAL parents who get me normal toys?????????

NYC is scary, man. Thankfully, my sister protected me from these sights. She also fought off the fur-coated ladies that chased us on Madison.

2 comments:

annie said...

I think I'll have to come into the city for some adventures pretty soon. I'm going through brother/Pippi/Lobby withdrawal.

Henry said...

I MISS PIPPI :(