Pippi and Sister Terrify Themselves in NYC

My little sis came to visit last week and we got SILLY! "Silly and the City" is the silly version of a certain TV show.

We saw lots of strange things in fancy store windows that we brought back to share with you:

First off:
Furry necklace! FURRY!
We spent a long time outside of the Prada window on Madison Avenue trying to figure out what the deal was with this mannequin:
Jammies? Could it be? Good thing this jammie friend has these golden heel...socks:
Meanwhile, this special mannequin was relaxing in GOLDEN SEQUINED PANTS!!!! Pants so beautiful they blew her head off!
We got spooked by this window selling heart-shaped necklaces:
Then we went and freaked ourselves out at FAO Schwartz:
This Barbie has something special to say to us:Interviewer: What are your career aspirations, Ms. Barbie?
Barbs: I CAN BE BABY DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!!Across the way from Baby Doctor, DOLLS DEPICTING THAT UNWATCHABLE SCENE FROM SPIDERMAN 3 were HANGING OUT AS IF THAT SCENE WAS NOT HORRIBLE ENOUGH WITHOUT BEING COMMEMORATED BY CREEPY DOLLS!!!!!!!!

Yes, Kirsten Dunst doll, I blame you.
At least my best friend, the Hamburgler was there:
My other best friend, 3-headed Cerberus, is a perfect way to keep the kids cozy and comforted at night!
MOMMY: Shhh, sweetie, it was just a bad dream. Here, hug your 3-headed doggy.
KID: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
MOMMY: There, there. Hug the doggy.
KID: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! It wasn't a dream!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOMMY: I CAN BE BABY DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!!
KID: Stupid Barbie Mom!!!!!!!! Why can't I have REAL parents who get me normal toys?????????

NYC is scary, man. Thankfully, my sister protected me from these sights. She also fought off the fur-coated ladies that chased us on Madison.