Monday, February 4, 2008

Are You a Breakfast Ho?

Valentine's Day might be 10 days away, but it's never too early to plan what you're going to wear to your big date.

I think you can go two directions with this. If you're a skanky sue, I think you should show up to your special dinner in this polka-dotted bra and lace-up drawers combo:
If you're like me, though, you only put out because you're into breakfast.
If that's the case, show your man that you have a one-track mind by donning these sexy breakfast flannels:
Breakfast Ho: Honey! Let go my boob and cook me a pancake!
DATE: Awwww... you're the best.
B. H.: Oh yeah - more fruit salad! Pass me that sexy cereal!
DATE: I love it when you cover my face in Kashi and then eat each fibrous grain with soy milk.

Get hungry for Val Day!

1 comment:

annie said...

As much as I love novelty jammies, I'd be worried about sleeping with these on because I have a feeling I'd wake up in the middle of the night with a craving for pancakes. And then I'd be sad because goodness knows I'm too lazy to get out of bed and make pancakes.