I think you can go two directions with this. If you're a skanky sue, I think you should show up to your special dinner in this polka-dotted bra and lace-up drawers combo:
If you're like me, though, you only put out because you're into breakfast.If that's the case, show your man that you have a one-track mind by donning these sexy breakfast flannels:
Breakfast Ho: Honey! Let go my boob and cook me a pancake!DATE: Awwww... you're the best.
B. H.: Oh yeah - more fruit salad! Pass me that sexy cereal!
DATE: I love it when you cover my face in Kashi and then eat each fibrous grain with soy milk.
Get hungry for Val Day!
1 comment:
As much as I love novelty jammies, I'd be worried about sleeping with these on because I have a feeling I'd wake up in the middle of the night with a craving for pancakes. And then I'd be sad because goodness knows I'm too lazy to get out of bed and make pancakes.
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