Saturday, August 30, 2008

Pants Alert from Haute Hank

Bonjour!
I'm trying to learn French while I'm unemployed. Here are the words I've learned:
BONJOUR!!!!!!!
MERCI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
PARIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FRANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATE!!!!!!!!!!!

As the French would say, "Pippi is the King of Le France!!!!!!!!!! Pippi bonjour fromage orange!!!!!!!!"

Meanwhile, Haute Hank would like to encourage you to wear these pants:
As the French would say: "HANK merci vin tartine pom poulet poulet!!!!!! POULET, HANK! POULET!!!!!!!!!!"

MERCI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AS THE FRENCHIES SAY, "BYE BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

French don't use the word "BYE BYE!!!!!". They use the word "Au Revoir". You are beyond stupid.