Wednesday, September 3, 2008


My friend Greg has alerted me to something treasonous!! There is a woman somewhere who is getting dressed without consulting me!!!!!!!!!

According to her website,, her name is Jessica Schroeder and she PICKS her own CLOTHES and takes pictures of her outfits and posts them on her blog!! Here she is:She picks her own clothes??????????!!!!!!!! How could she possibly do it without me????????

UPDATE: Oh. Actually, I approve of her outfit. I've called my enforcement team and told them they can turn the plymouth neon around and come back to base.


annie said...

She sure rides a lot of bicycles.

news for caroline said...

I don't know if you should approve of those sparkly shirts.