Dangerous Breakfast

Dude - wouldn't it be scary to eat your Kashi out of this bowl every morning?
What if you forgot and PUT REAL POISON IN IT INSTEAD OF FIBROUS CLUSTERS???

Ceramicist "Kuehn Keramik" has planned for that, too, and you can drink your coffee out of this expressive mug:
What I'm trying to say is that breakfast is a dangerous meal.
You might go to put blueberries in your bowl and accidentally pistol-whip somebody.
Yoops!