Fight Confusion with Hats and Gold!!!!

I AM NOT AMUSED that McHorrorShow McPalin is up in the polls and so NOW more than EVER I need you to wear EXACTLY what I say.
At the very least, it will cheer me up. AT THE VERY BEST IT WILL BRING GLORY TO OUR CONFUSED NATION!!!!!

To cheer me up, you should wear a velvet hat like this:
To even CHEERIER MORE ME, you should WEAR this hat WITH THIS GOLDEN BATHING SUIT!
The last step is to use the belt to smack people who try to diss community organizers.
AHH! MUCH BETTER!