Keyboard Pants Pick-Up Lines

Keyboard pants! Good point, Jess!
Yes, these need to be addressed:
Click on the "pic" to read keyboard-pants-related pick-up lines!

Here are my own keyboard-pants-lines:
1) "These are not a piano keyboard pants! These are computer pants!"
2) "I'd like to stick my computer in your asshole."
3) "I am hooked up to the internet! That means you can check the weather! On my schlong."

Now go! Buy these computerized pants and try these hot pick-up lines!