Monday, April 14, 2008

Pippi Picks Prom 2008 Kick Off!

It's prom season and it's time for YOU and all the teen virgins to WEAR MANY PROM DRESSES. I suggest that you wear 365 to symbolize the 365 days of prom season.

Prom suggestion #1: Big bad sleeves!
Suggestion #2: Pinky doo!!

Suggestion #3: Butt bag!
It's time for prom!
Don't lose your virginity yet! Wait for prom! Then be really unsafe about it! Yeah!

Pippi Picks Prom 2008 will continue for a few weeks or until I run out of virgins to advise, whichever comes first.

1 comment:

annie said...

Dear Pippi,
Can you recommend a prom-style dress appropriate for crashing weddings? I want to outshine all the brides.
Warm Regards,