Monday, October 6, 2008

Cousins Pick Money Shoes and Tattooed Lady

HANK, as you know, is a frequent Pippi Picks Concierge of Fancy Fashion. For all y'all who need some advice about how to look luxe like Haute Hank, click here for his latest recommendation.
Hank's like, "Money shoe, duh." Hank was able to give fashion advice even from the womb.

The cousin concierge talent pool runs DEEP in this family. M-m-m-meanwhile, ANOTHER cousin, LILY, emailed me something AMAZING: A link to the website of ISOBEL VARLEY, who is in the Guinness Book of World Records as THE WORLD'S MOST TATTOOED SENIOR WOMEN!She is a beast!! I love her!!!! She got her labia tattooed!!!!! Her entire head is tattooed!!!!!! She has tattoos of dicks on her chest!!!!!! Girl knows how to party.
For an education on what a tattooed cooch looks like, go to

My cousins have my BACK.

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