CUSTOMER: Hi - I'm calling for a massage.
PIPPI: Uhh, I think you have the wrong number.
CUSTOMER: So... you're not a Thai girl who gives massages?
I said "No" but now I'm regretting it. Who am I to say I'm NOT a Thai girl who gives massages? Why be such a Nancy No-No?
I'm going to start giving massages wearing this:
Friar massage. Free Friar Tuck Massage.
1 comment:
All I'm saying is that you could be making some serious money on the side.
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