Sunday, October 26, 2008

New Service: Thai Friar Massage

Here's a conversation I had tonight:

CUSTOMER: Hi - I'm calling for a massage.
PIPPI: Uhh, I think you have the wrong number.
CUSTOMER: So... you're not a Thai girl who gives massages?

I said "No" but now I'm regretting it. Who am I to say I'm NOT a Thai girl who gives massages? Why be such a Nancy No-No?

I'm going to start giving massages wearing this:Friar massage.
Free Friar Tuck Massage.

1 comment:

annie said...

All I'm saying is that you could be making some serious money on the side.