In the spirit of convenience, I want you to wear this dress all weekend:
Let me reveal my #1 hot hott!! major hot fashion pix tip: If it is at all possible to wear a sack and pass it off as being dressed, YOU SHOULD DO IT. Put this dress on. Now put on tights and flats - DRESSED!! Ok. Now put on boots and a little jacket - TOTALLY DRESSED!! Who is going to say you're not dressed? Here is a play I have written about you wearing this dress:YOU: (drooling) Comfortable. Mfff.
YOUR FRIEND, HANSEL: I would like to give you this sack of money because you look totally legit.
YOU: 2 legit 2 quit. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
HANSEL: I love money.
YOU: I love chopped liver.
FIN.
2 comments:
would it be morally wrong to reenact this scene in my own life if i'm not really a fan of chopped liver? perhaps i should replace it with something i do like, like melon wrapped in salty ham?
I think it only works if the sack costs at least 485 dollars.
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