Saturday, November 25, 2006

Sack Town

I trust that you followed my Thanksgiving advice and that all of your American dreams came true. In my family, we had Thanksgiving dinner on Friday because Thursday was inconvenient.
In the spirit of convenience, I want you to wear this dress all weekend:
Let me reveal my #1 hot hott!! major hot fashion pix tip: If it is at all possible to wear a sack and pass it off as being dressed, YOU SHOULD DO IT. Put this dress on. Now put on tights and flats - DRESSED!! Ok. Now put on boots and a little jacket - TOTALLY DRESSED!! Who is going to say you're not dressed? Here is a play I have written about you wearing this dress:
YOU: (drooling) Comfortable. Mfff.
YOUR FRIEND, HANSEL: I would like to give you this sack of money because you look totally legit.
YOU: 2 legit 2 quit. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
HANSEL: I love money.
YOU: I love chopped liver.


annie said...

would it be morally wrong to reenact this scene in my own life if i'm not really a fan of chopped liver? perhaps i should replace it with something i do like, like melon wrapped in salty ham?

Adam said...

I think it only works if the sack costs at least 485 dollars.